Mr Simple. Many Scandinavians descended into the English Premier League in the 1990s and one of those was Øyvind ‘Leo’ Leonhardsen, the man bought to be the creative engine in the Wimbledon midfield. If I were to judge the quality of a footballer based on his name then Leonhardsen would be world-class, not to mention his looks. He should have been an elegant attacking midfielder who drifted into the wings when it suited him, but no. He was the complete opposite of that. Wikipedia tells me that in Norway the expression “a Leo run” is derived from Leonhardsen’s running capacity and smart movements. To be fair to him, he did score 19 goals in 86 caps for Norway so he wasn’t a bad player at all.