Filth of the Year
Everyone is posting awards and what not but A Water Carrier isn’t everyone so we’re going to revel in the pure filth of this Alexandre Pato goal against Napoli. It’s the most underrated goal of the year. Why? Let’s go through ‘Is that a great goal?” checklist, inquisitor. Atmosphere? Check. Commentary? Check. Unsaveability (I made that word up)? Check. Quality opposition? Check.
The adolescent, sudden outburst of pace as the balls floats through the Milanese air, a sign of a boy who isn’t quite a man yet. He slows down as he assesses the options, the Napoli lads reckon they’ve contained him but they’re retreating. His wand of right foot then casts a spell on the ball, expertly placing it in the top corner like a…shot putter.
Then there’s Morgan de Sanctis, Napoli’s goalkeeper, who just lets it roll into his hands. He doesn’t scream at the defenders. He doesn’t unleash any fury by kicking the ball into the net again. It’s the demeanour of a man who knows he’s been well and truly beaten by a special strike.
Happy New Year from all the staff at AWC,
Salim.